This week's Into the Paranormal is a fun post. It's tied in with my Hacked Investigations cyberpunk romance series, so then why is this about gnomes you ask? Meet Bernard, a fantastically funny and obnoxious sidekick to my technomage hero, Ian Bradley. He can be helpful or he can be a pain in the butt.
Here are a few tips Ian’s learned.
• DO keep the house full of good fruits and vegetables since gnomes tend to be herbivores. Side note: make sure you don’t forget to bring him his favorite sweets too. Yes, they can have a sweet tooth.
• DON’T keep alcohol anywhere near the house. The gnome will drink himself silly and be grumpy from the nasty hangover that ensues.
• DO treat him nicely. If you don’t, chances are he’ll pay you back in mischievous ways.
• DON’T keep your eyes off him for a second when things start to go wrong. He might bring more trouble on your head.
• DO encourage him to plant his own garden, if you like to keep a roof over your head. He eats a lot.
• And finally, DON’T bring home a girl you’re interested in romantically, he’ll probably make lots of lewd innuendos that you wouldn’t want her to hear.
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